Jun 04 2012

Wardrobe Malfunctions

You know it’s a Monday when you have two major wardrobe malfunctions before 8 a.m.

This morning, for the second time in a week, I put my running pants on backward and didn’t realize it until I was too far into my run to do anything about it. The trouble with wearing your pants backward is that running pants (at least mine) are cut higher in the back than in the front. So, when wearing them backward there is a high risk for plumber’s crack. Not a good feeling (or look) when you’re trying to run.

After flashing my fanny all over town, I came home to get ready for work. As usual, I was running late so took a quick shower and ran to my closet (while brushing my hair and applying face lotion at the same time). I reached into my underwear drawer to find…nothing. Not one pair of clean chonies. Damn it! This is exactly why laundry is the one thing in life I should not procrastinate on. I did what any self-respecting employee would do and grabbed a pair of bikini bottoms instead. Perfect! Nothing like bringing a little beach vibe to the office.

I hope your Monday morning isn’t as manic as mine was.

Do you hate doing laundry as much as I do?

What’s the one chore you put off like nobody’s business?

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